Sunday, January 02, 2005

Surfing the Sunday Shows

Top Priority - Colin Powell has not decided on his future. It's time to make him an offer he can't refuse, Chairman of the International Committee on Tsunami Relief. Put his name into nomination Thursday in Jakarta. The man's experience make him the perfect candidate for the job! Four more years! Four more years!
The passive-aggressive anklebiters were out in force. Give them a little personal love tap to show them you're watching. Chris Wallace sort of slapped around Mr. "America is Stingy" from the UN.
Challenge the TV networks to turn their cameras seaward to show the Abraham Lincoln 3 miles off Banta Aceh! You can't miss it guys! It's the big gray object with helicopters flying to and fro! Oh, and maybe the occasional American Flag, the "Stars and Stripes". Ask a NASCAR fan if you can't identify it yourself! If we don't see it soon, we'll begin to suspect your unpatriotic and Un-American!
Did I hear correctly, we've already got Marines with over 1000 pairs of boots on the ground in Sri Lanka? SEMPER FI!!


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