Santa Tour 2005

Have you noticed how things in Iraq are different now? No reports of bombings since Christmas Eve. Two major Al-Qaida leaders captured. Osama Bin Laden indicating through seconds that he’s ready to become a politician. (BTW Has anybody looked for him in Egypt?).

It seems he has come to realize that Santa’s Elves get their basic training at Parris Island. And when they finish their active tours, they join the Reserves and run Toys for Tots.

With the success of the new stops in Iraq on the Santa Tour 2004, plans are set to add more new stops in Lebanon and Syria in 2005. And preliminary planning is taking place to add Iran & North Korea in the future.

So from the Pajamahadeen, where you get a different perspective on things, let me repeat Santa’s greeting but with emphasis on the part normally said sotto voce “Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night - SEMPER FI!”