Top 10 Reasons To Vote for Wonkette for Idiotarian of the Year (The Fiskie)
10) She played a central part in the exit poll attempt to undermine the American Presidential election.
9) She’s a Democrat. They desperately need to win a nationwide election.
8) She is a card carrying Inside-The-Beltway MSM media favorite.
7) She’s a full fledged member of the Blogosphere.
6) She’s a shoo-in in the Idiotarian Beauty Pageant.
5) She’ll serve as the inspiration for more blonde jokes to use on her whole alphabet of sisters (Anna Nicole, Britney, Christina …).
4) She’s a Paris Hilton Wannabee.
3) She’s certain to accept a congratulatory drink.
2) Once you’ve got her drinking, you could get lucky.
1) That means she’s the only candidate where the average voter has a chance of seeing a return on his vote!